DIVA [ˈdiːva] (noun): An operatic prima donna. A female version of a hustler. A usually glamorous and successful female performer or personality. A woman who has self-confidence, self-respect, and hella swagger. She knows who she is and exactly where she is going. True divas should be treated with respect for their enormous talent and strong will.
Thursday, May 08, 2008
Chunky Monkey
You know you're fat when even your maternity shirts start busting at the seams and fitting a little too snugly! I know, I know, I'm pregnant, I'm supposed to gain weight. But yeah, remember all those months when I gleefully announced how I hadn't gained a pound? Well karma, as they say, is a bee-yotch, and now I'm gaining at the rate of 2 pounds per week! So here I sit, tugging at my shirt all day, and switching positions frequently to quell my back pain. Ahh, the joys of motherhood!
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Well, I gained 2 MATERNITY sizes and didn't gain till later either! It will come off and it's all ok! Good luck!!!!!!!!
PS How far along are you now???
It's tough, huh!? And there's nothing you can do about it until Baby BJ gets here. I gained a miserable 60 pounds so you're doing much better than me! Just keep rubbing stretch mark cream all over and try not to eat empty calories. I think frozen gummy bears were my weight gain downfall!
OH MY GOSH. This is not Dave, it's SALLIE. My friend Dave had me log in to his account to show him how to make some changes and I don't know how to log him out and get me back in! I had no idea my comment was going to be from "Dave"!
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